Apr 29, 2012

How To Take Over The World (REAL)


1 Gain management of your own country. Anoint yourself ruler and immediately take command of all military resources. Use the military to commandeer all of the country's monetary resources. Be somewhat benevolent otherwise you might end up shot in your sleep.

2 Form friendly allegiances with as several countries as attainable. Infiltrate their social and economic infrastructure till you dominate their culture and economic productivity. World domination is best achieved quietly. Use military action solely to free oppressed individuals from oppressive dictators. they will barely notice once you become their new dictator.

3 Build military bases in allied foreign countries. provide military protection to all or any countries in would like. produce joint military task forces with foreign powers however make sure that solely your generals have the facility to create any selections.

4 Infiltrate unfriendly countries with persuasive people, a.k.a. spies, that advance your culture. Build discontent with the establishment whereas developing an armed rebel alliance. Convince the rebel alliance to topple their government for you, provide monetary and military help to the new leadership.

5 Keep the excesses and unhealthy habits of your members of the family out of the general public arena. Live fairly and categorical concern over the atmosphere, poverty and freedom. Be seen as a ruler who simply desires to create the planet a more robust place, not a despot with the goal of world domination. Keep your friends shut and your enemies nearer.

6 Exert international domination publicly on condition that fully necessary. Rule the planet privately however fully. Squash people who oppose you by discrediting them. enable students to challenge authority however corrupt the simplest by giving them high-paying jobs and a nice lifestyle. Acknowledge condescendingly, that youth is just a time of rebellion.

7 Rule the planet. experience your success at world domination. Play life and death games together with your friends, family and excellent strangers. Die knowing that your name is engraved on public buildings. Well, a minimum of till successive evil genius figures out the way to rule the planet.

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